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Characterist

by Christopher Brown

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    12 songs including Guinevere of Camelot, Just Like The Old Man and UFO Song

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1.
The slope is slick the fog got thick I don’t know nothing bout standard shift except it is what it is and it’s all good Dangerous curves round a drop dead cliff my whole life flashes as I hit the skids And it is what it is and it’s all good Been mislead, been misunderstood Been double-crossed now I’m twice as good I wouldn’t change it if I could. Why? When it’s all good. Siren’s song stole my soul spiraled me into a big black hole Took a long strange trip but it’s all good Tried to be savior, learned a few tricks Gathered a crowd of the wounded and sick Said there’s gotta be more than this and it’s all good Became the fad in the days of Fluff Gave it all I had till they called my bluff Now there’s a statue where I stood and it cries. It’s all good Now the stage is set I hit my cue The curtain’s stuck I just can’t get through That’s just the way that it is but it’s all good So I sell my soul to pay my debt At the end of the day there ain’t a whole lot left Just a little itty bit but it’s all good Some need a hook, some need a hammer I need a stiff drink and a pair of pajamas I did the best that I could it’s all mine And it’s all good
2.
Cyrano was oblivious as Juliet packed and left And made her way cross Walkentalken Bridge Her good-bye note didn’t say much Had to go, enough’s enough P.S. there’s pork chops in the fridge She used to love his swordplay Love his poems and prose Recently all she sees is nose Cyrano and Juliet were once as close as two can get Long before the stars were all torn down Hey Jules it’s Cyrano It’s dinnertime turn on your phone I’m at the house I’ve got the table set Where for art thou Juliet Don Quixote called to say “Just give her time, it’ll be OK There’s hills and mills and valleys to fight and climb” But Cyrano, the old gambling man Said “I got this far with a lousy hand And bluffing just gets tougher over time” Seven years was itchy, fifteen years was numb I don’t know where she found the strength to run Hey Jules it’s Cyrano It’s midnight turn on your phone I can’t sleep in this enormous bed I know that I’m no Romeo As far as aging husbands go But I swear to God you ain’t seen nothing yet Where for art thou Juliet They swore for health and sickness They swore for rich and poor I guess it doesn't matter anymore Cyrano de Bergerac Puts on his sword and his white plumed hat And heads down to Beginagain Saloon Hey Jules it’s Cyrano It’s 2 am I just got home A little drunk and I’m not finished yet No monologue, no third act No tragic twist, no poison asp Just one more drink and another cigarette Where for art thou Juliet
3.
The old man would have been old now if he hadn't died so young Probably be fat in and old man's hat, slow but no way done And I'd be so much better with that little more time See I got the old man's sparkle but I never got the old man's shine The old man had the answer, the old man knew his facts said "there's win and lose in every move, might as well step in and take your hacks, sometimes the wind's behind you son, sometime's it blows in your face, put one foot in front of the other if you want to move in either case" Sometimes I hear a whistle on the wind Just like the old man And it always brings me back home I can see him well and young again And I understand the best of what I am Is just like the old man The old man could have done better at least that's what I've been told Ran his race, second place, never got the gold But gold was not his motivation, gold was not his thing But man o man how he loved to live that life a little gold could bring Sometimes I hear a whistle on the wind Just like the old man And it always brings me back home I can see him well and young again And I understand the best of what I am Is just like the old man The old man wasn't easy, by design not by mistake Never sought an easy answer, never chose the easy way His search for buried treasure left behind some deep, deep holes The price paid for adventure that in the end defines my soul
4.
I dreamt I was chosen to drop the bomb that put an end to World War ll Chosen for my courage and chosen for my calm in light of what it was I had to do As sick as it sounds I was digging the attention Harry S. Truman called to say hello Mr. President I’ve only one question before I go, I got to know Why me? he sighed said the Monkey wouldn’t do it Why me? We tried and every time he blew it The monkey wouldn’t do it. The monkey wouldn’t do it. The monkey wouldn’t do it. I woke feeling guilty and depressed My dream had done a number on me This no-nuke, liberal-minded peacenik So sick subconsciously I called my shrink for his interpretation He spoke of deep-seeded primal cry With paranoia, anger, fear and frustration Your typical average guy Why me? he sighed said the Monkey wouldn’t do it Why me? We tried and every time he blew it The monkey wouldn’t do it. The monkey wouldn’t do it. The monkey wouldn’t do it. Got me thinking bout the law of the jungle The hungry lion and the poor slow wildebeest The randomness of death got me thinking bout the mess At least they’re only killing what they need But wait let’s think a little deeper Now imagine there’s no heaven and no religion too Just survival of the fit over the weaker Now imagine hungry lions chasing you Why me? he sighed said the Monkey wouldn’t do it Why me? We tried and every time he blew it The monkey wouldn’t do it. The monkey wouldn’t do it. The monkey wouldn’t do it.
5.
GUINEVERE OF CAMELOT She was Guinevere of Camelot Those were happy years then they were not She took the fairy tale she changed the plot Guinevere of Camelot Had it all in days of yore He gave her everything she wanted more She made a mess caused a war Many deaths been laid at her door When she dreams sheʼs still the queen in a land that time forgot In that world, she has long red curls and a beauty spot Sheʼs Guinevere of Camelot She kept her loveliness, she kept her gold but thereʼs an emptiness way down in her soul Was it myth? Was it truth? Does she miss the madness Does she miss her youth When she dreams sheʼs still the queen in a land that time forgot In that world, she has long red curls and a beauty spot Sheʼs Guinevere of Camelot Life goes on ready or not You make your bed, you lie with what you got did what she did, still loves Lancelot Itʼs fine for what it is but not for what itʼs not Itʼs not Camelot
6.
Going so well I can’t believe Rolling downhill picking up speed Going even better than I ever thought it could Give me the credit, give me the blame For every little moth that gets caught in the flame But I’m just the spark in a whole world of drywood I’m handsome, I’m rich, I’m the guy with the clout You can’t live with, can’t live without Go on admit it at times you love me too You’ve got to give the devil his due Just doing my bit for the master plan I stir the shit and toss it into the fan It’s hard to miss in a world where bad looks good I’m so bad, I’m the goddamned best Even Jesus barely passed my test with little more time and I’m sure he’d a been mine too You’ve got to give the devil his due I made some mistakes, I fell from grace Landed in the middle of the human race My kind of people my kind of secene They pray to their Gods but they worship me Here’s a little something may come as a shock I got a power even God ain’t got A real mean streak that I’m not afraid to use I still get stoked, I still get jazzed I’m the undefeated golden calf Looking for trouble with a whole lot left to prove you’ve got to give the devil his due Don’t think for a second that He don’t know I get a bonus if the whole thing blows The Big Guy’s itching to start again brand new But first he’ll give the devil his due
7.
I Believed 04:26
Well my dad was a tall tale teller he told them all so well like how he fought the pirate on a beach in New Rochelle Cannons were blasting, swords slashing he always rolled his sleeve had a scar to prove he told the truth I was young and I believed In school I learned my lessons, learned my colors too they said "red will spread if you let it, got to get it before it gets you" Told me stories ‘bout glories, battles and explorers, George and the cherry tree little white lies with apple pie I was young and I believed I believed in Mickey Mantle I believed that father knew best I believed there was a safe place underneath my desk They said a man must fight for freedom and freedom isn’t free And when push comes to shove God above guides our destiny And they said sometimes men kill and die so I can have some peace Made perfect sense way back when I was young and I believed I believed Richard Nixon I believed Vietnam I believed and excepted what I didn’t understand I saw a man behind the curtain so I questioned him a bit but he said pay no attention and that’s exactly what I did Now I sift through the rubble of all that I believed splintered bits of pirate ships and cherry trees Hoping against hope that I will find my dream and feel again as I did back when I was young and I believed
8.
One Ice Cube 04:52
Hey Meg, it’s James John Fee I’m writing from a hole outside the DMZ in Vietnam. Do you remember me? Sat behind you in Chemistry Seems like a long time ago but tonight I miss my life and I miss my home Hey Meg don’t know what to say I watched Danny Jackson die today he was my friend, a quarterback in high school an MVP, just a guy like me Sometimes I get so scared ‘til I find your face and it takes me away from here Got no kids, Got no wife Never had much love in my life When I need a dream I always dream of you When the devil turns up the heat I have one ice cube No Meg haven’t lost my mind Just grown too fast in to little time and I haven’t grown good, I’ve grown wild like a weed that strangles every truth I ever believed I killed some men, it was them or me they say that makes it OK, guess someday I’ll see Got no kids, Got no wife Never had much love in my life When I need a dream I always dream of you When the devil turns up the heat I have one ice cube Thanks for your eyes, thanks for your hair and for all those lonely nights that you appear And please don’t fret over feelings you lack ‘cause if your reading this then I won’t be back They’ll find it in a pocket over my heart this envelop addressed to you In this hell you were my one ice cube
9.
The Do Over 03:50
10.
UFO Song 04:40
I was tired and cold on a winter's day Made up my mind I was getting away Anyplace warm with palm trees and sun Red hot women and lots of rum I took the FDR towards JFK Saw a UFO coming my way Saucer shape with flashing lights God almighty, what a sight The next thing I know I was flying through the air My car and all but I didn't care Cause the price was right and I was getting away from here Well, I got to their ship and I can't believe There's these little green men, like little E.T.s Looking up my nose, poking at my teeth Counting my toes they were smelling my feet They said "tell me all you know ‘bout your history" I said "It started with the apes and Adam and Eve Something 'bout a snake and an apple tree I’m a little confused, Catholics tend to be But Hitler was bad and Jesus was good And then there's guys like Robin Hood Kind of hard to place ‘cause they go both ways so well (CHORUS) Earth light, Earth bright You're the first earth I've seen tonight I feel so safe, feel so high Outer Space is out of sight Well, I told about Lincoln and the Blues and the Grays The Blacks and the Whites and all the shades That matter so much on all the flags and stuff How the Yanks beat the Germans in two World Wars And how they lost to the Red Sox in '04 Iron Curtains and China Walls The wild, wild Mideast free-for-all I talked and talked as the light years passed Like some long drawn out history class The human race from caveman days to me (CHORUS) I said "I know we're not perfect but I think we're the best I mean, God chose us over all the rest To send down his son to be born and raised And killed and raised so we'd be saved" That's when the leader of the green men said "Earthling child you're spiritually dead Of all the worlds in endless space Yours was the first God had to save You've got a brilliant brain but a simple soul Put useless parts before the whole It's time to change or Mankind's reign is through" (CHORUS) I thanked them all, they thanked me too Said "Before you go back we've got something for you" In a bag was a flag all folded nice I opened and found our Star and Stripes The leader of the green men spoke again Said "Bring this back home to your president And tell him if he comes to the Moon, next time Be sure not to leave any flags behind This universe is God's domain Not ours to own, not ours to claim Human pride is what's behind your pain" (CHORUS)
11.
Thought I was the Moon, thought you were the tide Thought I was the track, thought you were the ride Thought I’d made the leap, thought you were the shove What was I thinking of? Thought I knew the game thought I was on a roll Thought you were my ace safe within the hole Thought we’d found a place where we could belong What can I say, so far so wrong Thought you were the wood thought I was the plan Thought you understood, exactly where I stand Thought you had the taste, thought I had the touch I think I think too much Thought a little rain couldn’t do no harm Thought a dying flame was no cause for alarrm Thought that we would dance once I wrote the song What can I say so far so wrong Nothing’s how it seemed It’s all been turn around Our love was built on dreams And the dreams have tumbled down Thought I could adjust, I thought that I was strong I thought that I was right wrong Never thought you’d leave although you said good-bye I chose to believe what I saw in your eyes Still hope that you’ll come back been waitin here so long So far so wrong
12.
When I die, whoever's left, honor my last request I'm sure that I won't look my best, so keep that casket closed I wont mind being dead, being seen is what I dread Laid out like a moose's head, so keep that casket closed Keep that casket closed boys, keep that casket closed Lock the door, shut out the lights, let me decompose I'll see you in the after-life, keep that casket closed It may sound vain, it may sound trite, but even dead you got some rights I was judged enough in life so keep that casket closed His hands look old, his hair’s too neat He looks at peace, doesn’t he? Well if he looks at peace he don’t look like me So keep that casket closed Keep that casket closed boys, keep that casket closed Lock the door, shut out the lights, let me decompose I'll see you in the after-life, keep that casket closed Please don't think me morbid, it's just a fact of life Live each day like it's your last and one day you'll be right Fight for your life as though your gonna win Then you lose and when you lose no need to rub it in Keep that casket closed boys, keep that casket closed Lock the door, shut out the lights, let me decompose I'll see if there's an after-life, keep that casket closed If you let me down you'll pay the price, I'll become your poltergeist So I suggest you take my advice and keep that casket closed

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released April 6, 2011

Produced by Peter Calo and John Walsh
Words and music by Christopher Brown
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Christopher Brown Mamaroneck, New York

Christopher Brown writes intelligent songs that unravel with the depth and sophistication of 4 minute novellas. He's a seasoned artist taking stock of his life’s journey --victories and defeats, good days and bad -- with offhand insight and humor.
He wins over audiences with an organic stage presence, a honeyed rumble of a voice and an unteachable ability to always sound genuine and in the moment
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